smissmass:

making a new f riend

reaLIZING TOO LATE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM

(Source: theprotospector, via tumbloler)

southernstoner420:

I bet this is this guy’s only talent. I’d be lying though if I said I wasn’t impressed.

(via tumbloler)

potties:

dick makin him reconsider his life choices

(via laughingnancy)

"Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay."

(Source: v-ielle, via dollhousexo)

dustpelt:

“and you will have to present it in front of the class”

(via ruinedchildhood)

dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

(via funnybro)

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

(via funnybro)

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

(via laugh-all-night)

(Source: macaronivevo, via laugh-all-night)