making a new f riend
reaLIZING TOO LATE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM
(Source: theprotospector, via tumbloler)

I bet this is this guy’s only talent. I’d be lying though if I said I wasn’t impressed.
(via tumbloler)
(Source: v-ielle, via dollhousexo)
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
(via funnybro)
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
(via funnybro)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
(via laugh-all-night)